Mia: I have a joke to tell you...
Me: Mia, do you have your hands in your pants?
Mia: Yes... but I have something to tell you.
Me: Well, get your hands out of your pants, it's gross.
Mia: But it helps me think, Mom.
Me: Well you can try to think with your hands in your back pockets instead.
Mia: Mom, it doesn't work. Look, (Hands in pockets) I'm not thinking.
Me: I'm sorry. I don't want you doing that anymore.
Mia: But how am I going to think?
Me: Well, you will just have to think of some other way to think.
Daddy for the other room: How about you stick your hands in your pants and think of another way to think.