Here are some conversations I have had with my Mia lately...
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I was downstairs helping Mia clean her room and I started hucking stuffed animals on her bed and Mia starts yelling at me...
Mia: Whoa whoa whoa Mom. What are you doing?
Me: Your animals all need to go on your bed so we can sort them.
Mia: but don't throw them Mom.
Mom: Why not?
Mia: We don't throw things with smiles.
Me: With smiles?
Mia: Yes, don't throw anything with a smile.
Me: Why not?
Mia: Just don't. Because it might make them sad and it would make me sad if they lose their smiles and get frowny.
Me: Okay, sorry, I won't throw anything with smiles.
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Mia bought a new penguin - I know... another one! She was trying to come up with a name for it and she likes to name penguins with a "P" so I tried to help.
Me: Penelope, Putrences, Petunia...
Mia: Mom, those are dumb. How about Parker?
Me: Now that's a dumb name. Does it have to start with a P?
Mia: I like the P names Mom. How about Peeper?
Me: Fine. (I looked at the penguin again, with his big, enormous eyes and fat head) How about naming him Fugly.
Mia: Mom, that doesn't start with a P.
Me: It does if you spell it with a PH.
Mia: Mom, you're a genius. But let's name him Phuggles, cause Fugly is dumb.
Me: Phuggles it is.
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